Before I was a parent, my YCS (Younger, cooler self) was an idealistic young thang. She had very lofty plans for her future children and her role as a mother. Everything would be perfect. She would go above and beyond to be the best mom she could be. In her mind was a list of […]
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Rules I Never Thought to Verbalize…Pt. I
You can’t put Sour Skittles on a tuna sandwich You can’t wash the cat in the toilet You can’t spread butter with a stick You can’t cut through the screen on your bedroom window just to beat your brother to the swing Don’t handcuff the dog That should get us through the next week or […]
I would kill for that child.
I couldn’t help it. He hurt my baby (okay, DMS is 5 yo, but still…). He came into my yard, and he attacked my child. I heard DMS screaming and before I heard the entire story, I knew I was going to kill him. Not only did he attack my child but he brought his […]