I came down with an outrageous cold the other day. My sinuses full, my throat scratchy, my head pounding and my eye watering. That’s right. Just the one eye. That should have been a clue.
By the end of that miserable day my sinuses felt like they were clearing but the fluid in my eye was steadily increasing and thickening (you didn’t just eat did you?). I woke up in the morning with this…
What the hell? Am I nine? I get pink eye?
So now I’m on isolation precautions (Let’s face it, I look hideous and I just shouldn’t be seen in public).
Even more troubling…where the hell did those wrinkles come from around my eyes? The crappy skin tone I’ll blame on the early hour, bathroom lighting and poor quality of the cell phone picture. But those wrinkles? When the hell did that happen?