Dear 2016, I was saddened, but not terribly surprised when you took Muhammad Ali, John Glenn, David Bowie, Antonin Scalia and Harper Lee.
If you’ll recall we had words when you took Abe Vigoda (not Tessio!!!!), Prince, Glen Frey and Anton Yelchin (who was just far, far too young).
I had stronger words when you took Alan Rickman.
But what you’ve done with Carrie Fisher is unforgivable. You dangled her right on the edge, taunted us and gave us hope before you ripped her away. And for that you will always be remembered as a cold, heartless bastard and I want you to know: your days are numbered, buddy!!!! And I will not recall you fondly.